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Friday, November 06, 2009

Picture of the Day

Kevin loved to show the cowards his Key West Kitchen Karate after kicking it with his crew over Kahlua and Keno. Kiaaah!

Labels: I see your using the Southern Schnapps Stance. Very nice.

posted at 10:00 AM by Recon
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Thursday, November 05, 2009

Why choose a Sockalingam & Peeler Real Estate Agent for your next market move?

Two reasons.

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They punch the real estate market. In the face.

Plus, they've got Cocaine.

(via tofuttibreak)

Labels: Rod Stewart's awkward second cousin Doug Stewart is apparently doing terrific.

posted at 2:02 AM by Recon
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Wednesday, November 04, 2009

Ode to the Internet

I love the internet. It takes it only two letters to guess my thoughts.

posted at 9:52 PM by the unbeatable kid
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Yesterday's Dummies

Give me 5 more entertainment geniuses like the creators of this "act" and I will take over Hollywood. I love the fake house set, I love the creepy ventriloquist smiling and the overwhelming whiteness of the whole endeavor plays. The "just got out of the barber's chair" look could use a little refinement though. Were they expecting rain in the studio?

(via cynical-c)

posted at 1:09 PM by the unbeatable kid
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Tuesday, October 27, 2009

MC Trebek in the Hizzouse

Hanging out with Recon this weekend, we were both enjoying Steve Porter's follow up to the Slap Chop remix called "Press Hop." It's good, especially if you're a sports fiend like me (the autotuning of Namath's drunken, nationally televised sexual harrassment alone is worth the price of admission). But as I was getting ready to post the "Press Hop" video, my mind was officially blown by something even MORE amazing: MC Trebek. Since this Tronovich treat is way more up M4H's alley, I thought I'd bless the blog with the smooth stylings of one Alex "Make it Rain" Trebek. Thank you internets.

Labels: mc trebek in the hizzouse

posted at 3:45 PM by Mantis
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Thursday, October 22, 2009

Picture Of The Day

Speaking of the future, I'm pretty sure this guy just robbed a gas station 10 years from now. He's like a Nascar driver from Beyond Thunderdome. And yes, if you were wondering, drunk driving is A-OK in post Nuclear war wastelands. As long as you show the future police your wolf hat, you're as good as gold. Laser Gold.

I want to email this guy a highfiveotron but something tells me he doesn't "do" computers.

Labels: Forget sharks. that beach is on Amber Alert.

posted at 11:00 PM by Recon
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Future, Much?

Check out this super ridiculously Rad device called "The Courier" that Microsoft is releasing sometime during or near Armageddon times. Super tips of the laser hat to SleepONE for showing your humble nerd this amazing piece of amazingry. It reminds me of Sony's Japanese tile computer prototype. Honestly, I'll take either.
I'd just need to install one of those plastic guards they put near gross buffets in case of face explosions.

Remind me again: how is it that we can't control the weather yet? All I'm saying is we need to get on that shit. Science it up, Science! I swear, if it rains on me again while on my way to work and I puddle-rape my Nike's one more time, I'm going to save up my terrible salary for R&D to design a robot that challenges clouds to fistfights.

Yes, I fucking hate rain. Hate it like fat kids don't hate cake.

And once they're done punching all the clouds in the face, I'll command them to systematically hunt down all the weathermen who think it's all good to tell me to "bundle up" and pack some rain gear while they exchange chuckles over coffee with their brick-faced colleagues, mocking my inevitable misery from their warm, dry TV studio with their bone-white giant teeth and dead mannequin eyes. Smile now, pay later, Mr. Weatherperson. Lock those doors, Smiley. They're coming for you. And when they do, I can guarantee a 75% chance of you getting a robot kick inside your giant watermelon-sized face.

Labels: Chill Willard. We're cool. Sleep with one eye open Roker.

posted at 10:11 PM by Recon
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Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Picture Of The Day

Mr. Gorilla, you had me at Gorilla.

Labels: entertainment

posted at 11:46 PM by Recon
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Monday, October 19, 2009

The different kinds of strangers

The lesson I learned: Avoid all human beings. I also realized how important it is to never overindulge in the use of Starwipes. Unless you're the assistant manager of a black-ops supersoldier brain washing project, one a minute should be enough for most films.

(via blort)

Labels: The facts of Life

posted at 9:15 PM by Recon
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Booooo Shuda.